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May
05

Survey of 100 MLB players to find out best groupies, staring at women, owning guns, gay teammates

By Allan

ESPN The Magazine asked 100 players 20 odd questions ranging from where the best groupies are to PEDs, to owning a gun. Here are the results:

Who is MLB’s best player:
1. Albert Pujols, Cardinals: 58%
2. Joe Mauer, Twins: 21%
T3. Chase Utley, Phillies; Derek Jeter, Yankees; Alex Rodriguez, Yankees: 4% each
T6. Hanley Ramirez, Marlins; Roy Halladay, Phillies: 3%
8. Ichiro Suzuki, Mariners: 2%
9. Miguel Cabrera, Tigers: 1%

Most overrated:
1. Joba Chamberlain, Yankees: 17%
2. Alex Rodriguez, Yankees: 9%
3. Nick Swisher, Yankees: 8%
T5. David Wright, Mets; Derek Jeter, Yankees; Manny Ramirez, Dodgers: 5% each
T8. Nine players tied with 4% each

Which city has the best groupies:
1. Chicago: 21%
2. San Diego: 9%
3. Phoenix: 8%
T4. New York, Boston: 6% each
T6. Anaheim, Atlanta, Colorado, Los Angeles: 5% each
T10. Toronto, Tampa Bay, Miami: 4% each
T13. Kansas City, Houston, Philadelphia: 3% each
T16. Nine cities tied with 1% each

Which city has the worst groupies:
1. Oakland: 14%
2. Cleveland: 11%
3. Detroit: 10%
4. Milwaukee: 9%
T5. Pittsburgh, Kansas City: 7% each
T7. Washington, Cincinnati: 6% each
T9. Tampa Bay, Texas, San Francisco: 5% each
T12. Texas, Baltimore, Toronto: 3% each
T15. Six cities tied with 1% each

How many games should teams play:
1. 162 games: 57%
2. 150: 10%
T3. 100, 140: 8% each
3. 130: 5%
4. 120: 4%
T6. 145, 154: 3%
8. 110: 2%

Who will win the World Series?
1. New York Yankees: 38%
2. Philadelphia Phillies: 19%
T3. Seattle Mariners, Boston Red Sox: 9% each
5. St. Louis Cardinals: 7%
6. Own team (players who refused to pick any team but their own): 4%
7. Six teams tied with 2% each
8. Two teams tied with 1%

How many players still take PEDs?
(Players per roster, followed by percentage of respondents)
0 — 37%
.5 — 3%
1 — 19%
1.5 — 8%
2 — 8%
2.5 — 6%
3 — 2%
4 — 1%
5 — 1%
6 — 2%
No comment: 13%

Which pitcher has the nastiest stuff?
1. Roy Halladay, Phillies: 40%
2. Tim Lincecum, Giants: 21%
3. Felix Hernandez, Mariners: 11%
4. Justin Verlander, Tigers: 4%
T5. Mariano Rivera, Yankees; Chris Carpenter, Cardinals; Josh Johnson, Marlins; A.J. Burnett, Yankees; Josh Beckett, Red Sox; Cliff Lee, Mariners: 2% each
T11. 12 players tied with 1% each

What is the best franchise?
1. New York Yankees: 52%
2. Boston Red Sox: 16%
3. St. Louis Cardinals: 7%
T4. Philadelphia Phillies, Los Angeles Angels: 5% each
T6. Atlanta Braves, Minnesota Twins: 3% each
T8. Nine tied with 1% each

What is the worst franchise?
1. Pittsburgh Pirates: 23%
2. Kansas City Royals: 18%
3. Washington Nationals: 16%
4. Florida Marlins: 6%
5. Oakland Athletics: 2%
T6. Six teams tied with 1% each

How many players cheat on their wives?
(Answer, followed by percentage of respondents)
1. 50 percent: 9% (nine players answered 50%)
2. 25 percent: 8%
3. 60 percent: 6%
4. 20 percent: 5%
T5. 0 percent, 40 percent: 4% each
T7. 15 percent, 30percent: 3% each
T9. 5 percent, 55 percent, 70 percent, 80 percent: 2% each
T13. Eight answers tied with 1% each

Should Bonds be in the Hall of Fame?
Yes, Bonds belongs in the HOF: 67%
No, Bonds should not be in the HOF: 29%
Don’t know: 2%
No comment: 2%

Would you prefer a World Series or MVP?
1. World Series title: 87%
2. Long MLB career: 4%
T3. Make the All-Star team; win a Gold Glove; win MVP of the World Series: 2% each
T6. Cy Young; Triple Crown; Get 3,000 hits: 1% each

Do language barriers affect play?
Yes: 9%
No: 91%

What’s MLB’s most overrated stat?
1. Batting average: 16%
2. ERA: 13%
3. Saves: 12%
4. Pitcher’s win-loss record: 11%
T5. Holds, on-base percentage: 6% each
7. Home runs: 4%
T8. Four stats tied with 3% each
T12. Six stats tied with 2% each
T18. Eight stats tied with 1%

What’s MLB’s most underrated stat:
1. On-base percentage: 14%
T2. Runs; WHIP: 10% each
T4. ERA; batting average with runners in scoring position: 4% each
T6. 12 stats tied with 3% each
T18. Eight stats tied with 2% each
T26. Six stats tied with 1% each

How good of a commish is Selig?
A: 14%
A-: 2%
B+: 13%
B: 30%
B-: 7%
C+: 1%
C: 24%
C-: 3%
D: 3%
F: 1%
No comment: 2%

Are you asked for betting info?
Yes: 8%
No: 88%
No comment: 4%

DH or no DH?
Keep DH: 45%
Get rid of DH: 55%

Who is the best manager?
1. Bobby Cox, Braves: 23%
2. Mike Scioscia, Angels: 16%
T3. Joe Torre, Dodgers; Tony LaRussa, Cardinals: 11% each
5. Terry Francona, Red Sox: 7%
6. Joe Girardi, Yankees: 6%
7. Joe Maddon, Rays: 4%
T8. Four managers tied with 3% each
T12. Two managers tied with 2% each
T14. Two managers tied 1% each

Who is the last manager you’d play for?
1. Ozzie Guillen: 30%
2. Lou Pinella: 29%
3. Tony LaRussa: 7%
4. Dusty Baker: 5%
T5. Five managers tied with 3%
T10. Seven managers tied with 2%

Do you stare at women in the crowd?
(time spent, followed by percentage of respondents)
1. 5 minutes per game: 16%
2. 0 minutes per game: 14%
3. 1 minute per game: 10%
T4. 20 minutes; 30 minutes: 7% each
T6. 2 minutes; 10 minutes; 60 minutes; 90 minutes; no comment: 5% each
T11. 7.5 minutes; 15 minutes: 3% each
T13. 15 different time totals: 1% each

Do you own a gun?
No: 56%
Yes: 44%

Clubhouse reaction to a gay teammate?
(scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being none, 10 being apocalyptic)
1: 7%
2: 6%
2.5: 2%
3: 8%
3.5: 1%
4: 6%
4.5: 1%
5: 19%
5.5: 2%
6: 2%
6.5: 2%
7: 7%
7.5: 1%
8: 7%
8.5: 2%
9: 1%
10: 8%

Who’s the last guy you’d fight?
1. Kyle Farnsworth, Royals: 23%
2. Carlos Zambrano, Cubs: 14%
3. Prince Fielder, Brewers: 10%
4. Elijah Dukes, formerly of the Nationals: 7%
5. Miguel Olivo, Rockies: 6%
T6. C.C. Sabathia, Yankees; Chris Young, Padres: 4% each
T8. Six players tied with 3% each
T14. 14 players tied with 1% each

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