According to Cleveland Indians manager, Manny Acta, pitcher Fausto Carmona has office phobia. Huh?

“He’s got office phobia,” said Acta. “That’s what I learned. He doesn’t like to be in an office.

Acta tried to get to know his pitcher over the past few months but Carmona kept his distance. The manager added that “He’s not the kind of guy who is going to stick his head in the manager’s office and say ‘How ya’ doing, skipper?’”

Carmona, we have news for you – most desk workers have office phobia. We’d rather be playing baseball than be in the office. Most people would rather stay away from the boss too so don’t feel bad.

Information for this article came from Paul Hoynes of The Plain Dealer.